I believe that farmland, fields and flatlands beside highways should be the first to go. I mean the destruction of all things natural is inevidable, so I just want to make sure that our drives to and from cities are covered first. This of course will be beneficial during winter drives where snow blows accross the road, causing black ice, drifting and cold cold death. Thats right, death! Who knew that an open field causing no resistance to wind and therefore blowing snow would cause such a catastrophe. The farmers should be ashamed. Driving through inches of blowing snow due to flat pastures is just insane! INCHES!! Plus you have the fact that people drive about 20 km/h less than the speed limit at the very sight of snow, so encompassing the highways with nice big buildings will decrease travel time! It is a win-win situation for everyone! I mean we will have to give up the sight of farmland, rolling fields, animals and pretty much all of nature, but who needs that. I'm going to grab my shovel and start digging a skyrise foundation now!
The preceeding blog is a farce, in that we made it up. The complaints are fake, the locations are fake and no animals were hurt in the making of it. Please conserve our ever-shrinking farmlands. Moo.
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